fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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