True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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