I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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