Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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