he puts the penis in happiness.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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