Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Randomize
