so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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