Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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