Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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