Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Do vagina's smell?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
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