so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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