we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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