whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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