he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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