i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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