What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
birth control should be required to get into college
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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