ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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