I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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