i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
My feet surprised me
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