dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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