I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
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