Dual....:-)
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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