i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Randomize
