I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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