My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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