I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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