It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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