i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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