No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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