he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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