why didn't you poke me back
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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