i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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