was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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