You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
