yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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