I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
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