How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I feel like a drive thru vagina
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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