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I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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