I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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