You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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