I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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