listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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