If that was your dad, he is hot
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
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