69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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