What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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