You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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