Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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