okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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