just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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