Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
wow bdsm is so cute
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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